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“I know” and “I don’t know” Jan 12, 2017

https://www.erepublik.com/cn/article/-infinity-some-joke-1834566/1/20
(在此基礎上略有改動)

最近老媽在學英語。一天我在看戲,老媽捧了一本書進來。
老媽:這個 "I don't know" 是什麼意思?
我說:「我不知道」。
老媽:送你讀了那麼多年的書,你怎麼什麼都不知道
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https://www.erepublik.com/cn/article/-infinity-some-joke-1834566/1/20
(在此基礎上略有改動)

最近老媽在學英語。一天我在看戲,老媽捧了一本書進來。
老媽:這個 "I don't know" 是什麼意思?
我說:「我不知道」。
老媽:送你讀了那麼多年的書,你怎麼什麼都不知道!
我說:就是「我不知道」嘛!
老媽:還嘴硬!
說完老媽給了我一巴掌。

老媽:那 "I know" 是什麼意思你總該知道了吧?
我說:「我知道」。
老媽:知道就快說。
我說:就是「我知道」。
老媽:你還被我打不夠是不是?
我說:就是「我知道」呀!
老媽:知道你還不說!不懂不要裝懂!
老媽又給了我一巴掌。

[Edited at 2017-01-12 18:26 GMT]
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Meixia Jordan
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笑哈哈 Jan 12, 2017

ysun wrote:

最近老媽在學英語。一天我在看戲,老媽捧了一本書進來。
老媽:這個 "I don't know" 是什麼意思?
我說:「我不知道」。
老媽:送你讀了那麼多年的書,你怎麼什麼都不知道!
我說:就是「我不知道」嘛!
老媽:還嘴硬!
說完老媽給了我一巴掌。

老媽:那 "I know" 是什麼意思你總該知道了吧?
我說:「我知道」。
老媽:知道就快說。
我說:就是「我知道」。
老媽:你還被我打不夠是不是?
我說:就是「我知道」呀!
老媽:知道你還不說!不懂不要裝懂!
老媽又給了我一巴掌。


这孩子真命苦!


 
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"Wait a minute" Jan 12, 2017

http://www.teluguone.com/comedy/content/english-jokes-23-7069.html

A man is talking to God.



The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me,
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A man is talking to God.



The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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翻译人员应引以为戒 Jan 12, 2017




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